Some random spiffs that I wrote about several supposed cosplayers at Yorkshin "auction".

[At the Yorkshin "auction" *cough* *cough*]

Random person at the auction 1: Waaaah! That's so cool! Look at Feitan! I can't believe someone cosplayed a person from Hunter x Hunter! *grins excitedly*

Random person at the auction 2: Cool! We have to go ask him to take pictures...*grins as well*

[they both walk over]

Random person 1 to the "cosplayer" of Feitan: Woah! You did a great job! You look exactly like him!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: I look like who? *glare* (dangerous tone of voice...)

Random person 1: Wow! Even your personality's like him....

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: *grabs random person 1's neck* Like who? (very dangerous tone of voice...)

Random person 1: Uhhh...uh...uh.uh....uh..*sweatdrops*...fei...t-*chokes* *gargles* FEYTON!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: What the hell did you just say???? Fweiton? Are you implying that I'm a wonton?

Random person 1: *enormus sweatdrop*...uh..uh...uh..I didn't say...*chokes* *gargles*...I said...*chokes* *gargles*..WEITON!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: You dare say that I weigh a ton???? *death glare*

Random person 1: uhhhh...aaaahhhhhgkkk...I'll.....put......you..under assault YOU STUPID KOSCAYER (cosplayer)!!!!!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME??? A GLOSSCAVER? Do I look like a glossy cave to you????????

Random person 1: *sweatdrops* *thinking* ...He gets mad over my gargled 'cosplayer', but doesn't notice that I just called him stupid???? =_=;

[Other parts of the auction]

Phinks: *thinking* Why is there a person who looks exactly like me...? Hm...I shall kill him...

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: (calling to "cosplayer" of Feitan) Help! Someone's attacking the ComicCon...

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: *thinking* Phinks would never need help unless he's in real danger...I guess something must have really happened...*walks over to "Cosplayer" of Phinks*.

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: (speaking to "Cosplayer" of Phinks): Hahaha...do you need some help Phinks? You sure sounded like a little girl when you yelped for help! *grins evily*

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: *sweatdrop*...YOU MORON!!!...Look at that person over there! He's stealing my identity...tell that IDIOTIC COSPLAYER THAT I'M THE PHINKS HERE...NOT HIM!!!!!

Phinks: *suspicious look* I'm the real Phinks...you're some wierdo who dressed up as me...

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: SHUT UP!!!! I"M THE REAL PHINKS!!! YOU'RE A FRAUD!!!!!

Phinks: I'M PHINKS!!!!

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: MORON! I'M PHINKS!!!!!

Phinks: NO! I'M PHINKS!!!!

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: YOU'RE LYING! I'M PHINKS!!!!!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: Hey..you know what 'Phinks' rhymes with?

Phinks: Uhh...lemme think...kinks...minks.....oh...I KNOW! STINKS!...

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: What?!!! Are you saying I stink? I told you you're a fraud! You're saying Phinks stinks!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: I think that person *points to Phinks* is right. Phinks does stink. It's a very good rhyme you both made up. *grins evily*

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE BOTH"???? IT WAS HE THAT MADE IT UP! NOT ME!!!!!

Phinks: If Phinks stinks..then I don't want to be Phinks anymore...

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? You're a fraud! I'm the real Phinks.

Phinks: Oh..that means you stink! How amusing! *grins maliciously*

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: WHAT?! PHINKS STINKS? Waaaaait...I don't wanna be Phinks either!

Phinks: HA! Then that means I get to be Phinks....*grins*

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: Wait! I'm Phinks!

3 hours later

Phinks: I'm Phinks!

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: No...I'm Phinks!

Phinks: No...I'm Phinks!

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: No...I'm Phinks!

Phinks: No...I'm Phinks!

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: No...I'm Phinks!

Phinks: No...I'm Phinks!

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: No...I'm Phinks!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan(now playing the mediator): Okay! Both of you....fight me. Then I'll tell you which one of you is the real Phinks...

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: Hahahaha! Finally a chance to prove myself!

Phinks: Yes...of course....to prove that you are a fraud and I'm the real PHINKS!!!!

Phinks fights Feitan.

Phinks: WHAT THE HELL!!! HOW AM I LOSING???? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE EVENLY MATCHED WITH YOU!!! WE JUST FOUGHT 3 DAYS AGO!!!!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: *grins maliciously* Of course...of course...you don't seem like Phinks at all....Phinks wouldn't lose against me...~_~

"Cosplayer" of Phinks fights Feitan--results:

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: I think you are the real Phinks..we are evenly matched...*grins maliciously*

Phinks: HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE??????!!!!!!!!

"Cosplayer" of Feitan: Hahaha....*laughs evily* You are not a worthy opponent Phinks....quite unlike danchou here...*jabs finger at "cosplayer" of Phinks*

Phinks: *gasp* WHAT????!!!!! DANCHOU?

"Cosplayer" of Phinks: *pulls down mask and reveals Kuroro* "Cosplayer" of Feitan: *pulls down mask and reveals Hisoka* Hi Phinks...